What is wrong with me?

I really want to have a mental disorder. I want to be in a mental hospital. I want to be put in a straitjacket (if they still use them). I realize there is a lot of stigma and stuff with mental disorders. I realize how frustrating and debilitating they are. But I want one. I don't care if I can't get a job or not then. I either want schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, paranoid personality disorder, schizoid personality disorder, or schizotypal personality disorder. I don't care if I wouldn't be in control of all my actions or not. I know you don't just get one, but I relly want one.