Is it bad that I want a mental disorder?

I want a mental disorder. Mostly schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, schizotypal personality disorder, schizoid personality disorder, antisocial personality disorder, or paranoid personality disorder. Yes, I realize how debilitating, frustrating, etc. these can be/ are. I feel it's the only way people could understand me better. Then maybe my parents would be more accepting of the fact that I just like to be alone, I don't want to do things with other people (mostly a mixture of distrust of others and shyness I guess). But I'd just really like to have a mental disorder. And yes, I know that they have gradual onsets, it's not just an instant thing.